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Cold Demotivational Poster


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

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Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly h**, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' h**!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge ***bs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
I love this movie


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ h***er movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
a***yze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


TAGS: cold war spy
Rating: 4.84/5

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TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:55 pm
best. comic. series. EVA!
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 9:51 am
Ah the good old days eh? and thanx. :)
rudeboy308 - July 16, 2011, 5:17 pm
Antonio Prohias and Don Martin were my favorite MAD magazine artists when I wass growing up. The Spy vs. Spy cartoons on MAD TV were the only consistently funny thing on the show. 5 L's and faved.



CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?

OPTIMISM - Tomorrow is a new day and a fresh start... or bitter ending to a worthless existance.

TAGS: bug optimism funny cold
Rating: 3.93/5

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coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
OH! extistEnce... sorry Grey. I will do better next time.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:49 pm
Not sure what you mean Grey. Don't know FacePlant yet. My pic is Nightcrawler, favorite comic hero. I thought it was all spelled correct. I don't know the lingo yet. I'm a**uming the nazi thing is "grammer nazi"?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:13 am
must...not...nazi....ARRUUGGHH!! Is FacePlant your mentor? looks like him, spells like him...
Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:18 am
welcome aboard cold, congrats.
coldinjected - January 4, 2011, 10:38 pm
Alright!!! My first one to make it through. Thanks for voting!

REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly

MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.

TAGS: alaska russia army view cold
Rating: 4.46/5

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demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...



TAGS: marriage blind funny cold
Rating: 4.23/5

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coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:11 am
I'm ok pal. It's more of an exaggeration.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:46 pm
Man! You must really hurt! Want a hug from a soul-buddy?


TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm


TAGS: perspective beast evil cold women
Rating: 4.4/5

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coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:10 am
Yeah. I just tweaked it to get through. I though this was almost as funny but, you get through what you can.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:42 pm
Didn't you do almost this same poster, but with the last line reading something along the lines of "I'm supposed to trust you about the toilet seat?"
coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 1:23 pm
No closure necessary. I got mine. ALL that matters. But thank you.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:45 pm
Word. But as a matter of interest, how did you get burned??? It sounds like a very personal experience so if you share we might be able to a***yze the situation and help you find closure....




TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


TAGS: canada cold cold
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
Umm... pretty sure that's a typo. First, Labrador City temps only drop to about -40C at the lowest (avg winter temp is more like -20C) and second, the temperature outside does not vary based on the age of your child. O.o


A Show of Hands -


TAGS: cold and lonely hearts
Rating: 4.83/5

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forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:39 am
Yeah, I get your point! I met some of these "holes", too. Even not all of them were black... Wait... Ahh, nevermind! 5 lions anyway!
HallieMarie - February 8, 2012, 11:30 pm
This makes my heart hurt. =(

Vacation -

TAGS: dog bar beer cold ones warming up
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:24 am
Another original 5L spacedog piece of work...loved it!
Sho - June 24, 2013, 11:01 pm
Awesome, Space!
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 10:32 pm
Behold, the masterpiece. Sun of a bytch, Space, that’s sizzling. Right now, right this moment, it’s good to be a dog. 5/F
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 10:09 pm

Excellent 5LLLLL

WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.

TAGS: standing in the cold waiting
Rating: 5/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long sh**... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.



TAGS: interesting man coldinjected jerks
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sho - July 6, 2011, 9:36 am
Oh snap
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:35 pm
I wa5 laughing at thi5 when I approved it, and a couple hours later, I'm 5till laughing. Well done.
Airman - July 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:23 pm
Nice! The most boring man in the world. 5L


TAGS: dark cold fragrant night
Rating: 4.54/5

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BaggaTxips - May 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Anyway thewing blows, doesn't really matter too-oo mooooooooo
slohand - August 26, 2011, 8:18 pm
Darn i was thinking med rare with hash browns on the side To bad i skipped lunch
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 2:00 pm
Crap... me meant mean. LOL
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:29 pm
Greeny - August 13, 2011, 12:17 pm
me or mean? nice anywhos...


COLD SORE - Don't lick it, it'll only get worse!


TAGS: july calendar cold canada eh
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 1, 2011, 9:28 am
5 blocked noses.

B-36 -

TAGS: airman tribute huge bastiche cold war iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - March 26, 2012, 2:22 pm
I never saw this.. nice Ice
MPsniper - December 4, 2011, 8:31 pm
the odd growling this aircraft produced.... was the sound of... FREEDOM


TAGS: dui fleeing coldinjected drunk bar
Rating: 4.5/5

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coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 10:02 pm
I like the chains on the tires. Guess he's going "muddin'" or preparing for snow.
rerun - July 7, 2011, 7:57 pm

hmmm, I cannot sell my truck (gas hog). Maybe I should trick it out like this & go camping.
coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Thanks Space
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:28 pm
Nice one Cold.



TAGS: ice ice baby too cold
Rating: 3.8/5

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illuminutty - May 25, 2012, 5:11 pm
"avatEr"???? LOL If there's anything more demotivating is a f***ing stupid typo. I mean HOW f***ING HARD is it to run a stupid spell checker, you stupid imbecile!
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 4:24 pm
Thx... that never should've popped into my head.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:21 am
Yo, TOC! Let's kick it!
ICEMAN - February 20, 2010, 12:33 am
Ummmmmmmm, thanks but, not even close to where I got the name.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
Iced frappuccino!

LOVEBIRDS - Okay, maybe he's taking that whole "til death do us part" thing a touch too far

TAGS: get tailfeather before she s cold
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 12:11 am
The tags are worth the price on this one. 5


silent treatment -

TAGS: girlfriend bed cold eyes
Rating: 4.45/5

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BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~


TAGS: coldwar wwiii russia
Rating: 4.3/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:28 am
Sadly, China is now, but we refuse to admit it. And we're too heavily dependent/indebted to them. It's like we sold out to the Soviets. :P

SWEET REVENGE - A dish best served cold, and with ice cream.

#@*%! -

TAGS: cccold
Rating: 4.88/5

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Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:44 am
ROR! Nice one space!
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 12:25 am
Thanks Trash.
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
excellent as usual Spacedog.

CORPORATIONS - Sure, they'll donate money to your campus...but don't think for a second that it means that bespectacled, heartless machine respects you.

TAGS: that verizon guy is one coldhearted badass
Rating: 4.11/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:44 pm
a school for deaf amish sponsored by cell phones. now that's f*ckin' funny. 5 rumspiga's
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
LOL! 5 capitalist dogs.
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:34 pm
To the morons at Verizon : no, they're still deaf.
Airman - December 3, 2009, 4:06 pm

DAIN BRAMAGE - January BBQ, -9 Degrees... dumbass!

TAGS: bbq cold dumbass moron ed
Rating: 3.67/5

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esmith1701 - August 9, 2011, 3:51 pm
Just big shorts... unfortunately I lasted far longer than my camera man did this day, but I'm totoally in shorts and sneakers
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
He must be a tourist, he's wearing long pants.

IT'S SO COLD IN THA D - How the hell we spose to keep peace?

YOU ARE SO COLD - A Heart Filled With Love Gathers No Moss

TAGS: love cold heart
Rating: 4.82/5

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Zealot - June 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
5/5 for pure (word that means i was impressed)


TAGS: alone bed cold
Rating: 4.73/5

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shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 12:41 pm
Instant 5Ls. This is what this site is for. Please keep going.
rerun - August 7, 2012, 9:42 pm

downright depressing, this is why this site was created. 5L


TAGS: alone cold
Rating: 4.45/5

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TAGS: center universe jerk coldinjected stick
Rating: 4.44/5

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champ99 - July 7, 2011, 5:53 pm
I work with two of those kind of guys. Lucky me.


TAGS: cold
Rating: 4.44/5

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BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 10:06 am
Check the freezer
Greeny - August 28, 2013, 7:26 am
I'm missing something, what is it?



CAT-SULATION - Keeps out the cold giraffes.

TAGS: cold giraffes cats
Rating: 4.22/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:06 am
Dude! I'm so waisted!




TAGS: ufos jackson et cold
Rating: 4.2/5

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coldinjected - February 18, 2012, 10:40 am
Is my poster a broken link now for everyone or just on my screen?
tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2011, 6:17 am
Fantastic, love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:33 am



AHH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY... - Are you joking?! its freezing!

LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.

TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.


Permanent Vacation -

TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm
Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.

Ignorance -

TAGS: people colds worst origami ever
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 12, 2013, 8:17 am
5 Licks
Sho - October 12, 2013, 3:31 am
Wow, 5/f lol



TAGS: outhouse cold
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2012, 2:44 am
In Canada...it's more like an icicle. Thanks for dropping by mariand.
mariand - December 6, 2012, 2:35 am
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo...hehehe
MissPriss - December 6, 2012, 2:35 am
The 1st one was a 2 hole beaut! But alas...2 grown men, Jalepeno Hell h** Chicken wings, a few Canadian beers and an after dinner smoke....they did a remarkable job on the rebuild! Thanks for noticing Gary.
GaryO - December 5, 2012, 8:28 pm
Hah! Great lookin’ privy!

There There -

in my day -

cold showers -

California Winter -


TAGS: cold turkey
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 6, 2013, 1:56 pm
Yeah, I’m considering quitting too….at 63 (Irish Shytter)
EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:11 pm
My father quit at 62 and lived to be 95. He said he couldn't keep it up when they raised the price of a carton five cents. (Scottish blood)
Rudedog - March 3, 2013, 11:58 pm
Trying to quit smoking sucks. But if your over 57, don't worry about it.

disclosure -

TAGS: hand finger cold
Rating: 4.93/5

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TAGS: cold winter frigid marriage humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - November 28, 2013, 8:39 pm
‘twas, and I know you had one, ‘cause you make it so. Cheers to you and fam, Lady Vernon
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 8:34 pm

LOL~~Happy Thanksgiving you old dog, you.
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 8:31 pm
Well crap. Yer gonna need to post a pic of those on the forum. I need the vision. Not gonna even ask about the brown bottles. That’s unusual cruel, Vernon, even fer you....'may have to let him back in'.....geeezus
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 8:22 pm

Just bottled Old Mother Vernon's Rocky Mountain Pale Ale. It's in the blue rocker top bottles. The stuff in the brown bottles~~well, that was constipation medicine for the dogs. You need to go outside.
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 8:19 pm
I’m not quite ready yet, looks like you’ll hafta make yer own. But….I WILL hold yer mayo for ya while you make it....uh, you need more beer
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 8:07 pm

Awwww,,,looks like somebody needs a sammich. Make one for me, too, while you're at it there, big guy. Mayo. Sweet pickles on the side. And stay out'ta my beer.
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:17 pm
Well, looky here, a gaggle of gigglin’ wimin, all happy, complimenting/thanking each other. ‘better go out and find the cat’ she sez, ‘snowin’ pretty hard now’ she sez…….5L (yes, I LOL’d, harder than you ladies)
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 6:43 pm

Thanks, CL!~~
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 6:42 pm

Glad you liked it. Thanks!~
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:31 pm
Me too dear! I had 5 LOL's in a row and still can't get the image out of my head. Husband, ex, it really doesn't matter right?
chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 2:38 pm
Ohmygod that was funny, made me laugh out loud! :)

ESKIMO KISSES - Seriously... would you want to do anything more than rub noses with something like that?

TAGS: kissing methods extreme cold
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 10:07 am
Hahaha...me too.
Ron2 - December 23, 2012, 7:02 am
I don't get enough sleep. Either that or I am just plain old and can't see. I'll blame it on sleep for another 20 years : )
MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:19 pm
No it didn't...if you think hard enough...it applies to kissing that as well...teehee. No problem Ron2.
Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:27 am
wow, that went on the wrong poster.
Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:26 am
The strength of many comes from the strength of the one. If the one is not strong, neither is the whole for they will be the weakest link. Individualism must come before collectiveness.

THE GOLDEN YEARS - Friendship is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship by then, you really haven't learned anything.

TAGS: estelle getty was a stone cold fox
Rating: 4.71/5

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Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 12:04 am
Betty White Rules! 5/5


Canadian Archaeologists -

IT'S THE WORLD I'VE GROWN TO KNOW - Unforgiving and so cold,It's a life I'm forced to live I've got nothing more to give Take it away I don't want it anymore

TAGS: cold world
Rating: 4.39/5

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makingplans4nigel - June 3, 2012, 11:38 pm
Thanks for the compliment i sure needed it today
Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:19 pm
Bravo,Bravo! I love the 5FDP Refference.


TAGS: infatuation assignment best served cold
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

TheTrashHeap - December 7, 2009, 12:39 am
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 12:36 am
He'll be posting at motifake soon enough, I'm sure!
Sean - December 7, 2009, 12:28 am
And of course the "snow on the roof" ... you cheeky bastard, you!
Sean - December 7, 2009, 12:27 am
Perfect. But man is Josh in for some serious spell nazi attention.
TheTrashHeap - December 6, 2009, 11:03 pm
Snickering 5L
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:57 pm
Thank you, Canada.
CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:41 pm
More gold from veggie!
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 12:10 am
Thanks, Aggy & Space
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 9:49 pm
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:44 pm
5 secret lions, josh... er, produce.


TAGS: radioactive oven cold pizza never again
Rating: 4.26/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:11 am
HEY LOOK THE NUKE SIGN! japan needs to learn this sign for raditaion...
Cloudchaser - March 26, 2011, 9:52 am
Who keeps leftover peetsa around long enough that it needs to be refrigerated? Not I, said the furry


TAGS: sunrise ph**o shoot cold weather
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 3:04 pm
So much for getbent
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:00 pm
he was up past his bedtime in Manilla anyway
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:49 pm
YAY. Couple warning sh**s but you got your sights sighted in on the lil bastard huh Grey. Nice shootin Tex.
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:48 pm
him just got a time out for a little self reflection
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:46 pm
getlost getreal
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
last chance getreal, slow your negative roll
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:37 pm
you have the humor of a child

LEARNING - Sometimes nothing beats real-world experiences. Like getting your butt stuck to a frozen pole.

CONTAGION SHAKES & SHIMMY - "Champagne Sway-Dancing", "Pony-Tail Whipping" What ever it you call it, It was still a Better show than Beyonce's Half-Time one.

TAGS: barclay jay z beyonce coldplay paltrow
Rating: 4.08/5

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MashiMashi - February 7, 2013, 10:56 pm
Why do I watch contagion when there's no Zombies in it.




TAGS: common cold
Rating: 3.86/5

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DOES SHE WALK? - Does she talk? Does she come complete? My homeroom homeroom Angel

TAGS: my blood runs cold
Rating: 3.73/5

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doubet - August 1, 2010, 10:55 pm
Dude, nice! I love the J. Giels band



TAGS: common cold assignment
Rating: 3.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 7:13 am
Deep Veggie....Deep. 5.


TAGS: september challenge this milk is colder than a witches t**** in a brass bra
Rating: 3.66/5

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Immortal_Anarchist - December 9, 2009, 10:13 am
I love the reaction of the mother. Priceless. 5 of those things that roar and eat others young.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:52 am
That's not just ANY nipple - it's artwork...I mean, it's clearly a bust... ;-)
culos - September 3, 2009, 10:05 am
I'm surprised this one was accepted. When I submit a poster depicting a nipple being sucked it's got to be moved to Naughtyfake.....
motifake - September 3, 2009, 9:59 am

That child is a traitor! LOL - 5L



TAGS: common cold cover your mouth dumbass
Rating: 3.5/5

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Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 6:42 am
Gross, GS! Did anyone else think the caption would say something about Ron being sick?


TAGS: ice motivation cold
Rating: 3.45/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 11:14 pm
just get a 32oz'r
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
Very nice art as usual Ron. I don't use a lot of ice since I drink beer, but tonight I'll have a double.



WINTER - this is what i saw in the winter of 2010


TAGS: common cold day
Rating: 3.11/5

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Produceman117 - December 7, 2009, 6:19 pm
5! "The Bad Seed" circa 2009. Dark stuff.

THE COMMON COLD - Treatment usually takes a week Untreated, about 7 days

TAGS: common cold
Rating: 3.09/5

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THAT LOOK - common cold... or SWINE FLU!!!

MOVIN' RIGHT ALONG... - The only way Carlyle can transition from one movie to another.

Endurance -

TAGS: holymen coldfeet first one out loses wisdom courage
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2015, 11:01 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes everyone.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:34 am
Big O, stop fingering that tiny key broad with your big sausages!!! ROTFL!!!!!
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:44 pm
effing tiny keybroad!!! 'good'n'
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:43 pm
Goog'n, space
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 5:16 am
ROTFL!! Nice comedy bomb at the end, Space! LUV it!! 5L!
Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:36 pm
Most important thing learned in college - 5L
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:40 pm
Congrats! 5.

stars -

Cold -

TAGS: winter snowflakes cold woman farts
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:54 pm
7F...that's shave off the winter warmth coating on your legs and pits and get your swimwear ready weather up here! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:20 am
I had 7F last night! Luuuuv this! 5L
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:09 am
I blame Vernie too! d*** Niagra Falls are freezing! Don't know how you managed that one lg. Tomorrow supposed to be -33c at night and the next day -7c...Manitoba, go figure? Thanks for all the L's folks!
Oldsod - February 21, 2015, 8:05 pm
I blame Vernie. Day before yesterday, I think, it was 60 in Montana and 18 down here.